September 30, 2008

Boys wearing jewelry


Watches are fine. Cuff links are fine. Wedding rings are fine. Wearing all 3 at once is fine. Anything other than those 3 starts getting into questionable territory. Earrings are girly no matter what. Bracelets automatically make me think of Madonna, so unless you are a material girl they are a no-no. Necklaces are very tricky. Mr. T wore a multitude of necklaces at once, but I pity the fool who would complain to Mr. T about his fashion choices. And I don't care who's ass you can kick, if you are a man wearing a choker you are a girl. My jewelry rule is much like my cleavage rule: if you are showing more than me, you are more of a girl than me.

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