January 11, 2009

Boys wearing skinny jeans


Take a good look at the photo above. This guy is wearing multiple bracelets, white shoes (i'm hoping this was taken before Labor Day) and skinny jeans. These are all things that girls do. He has successfully avoided the mamal toe, (man camel toe for those who have not heard the term) but that is the only thing he has done right. I bet if we could see his hair, he would have the Carol Brady haircut as well.
There are many reasons for girls to wear skinny jeans like showing off legs or ass or both. I can't think of any reason boys should be wearing skinny jeans. Apparently Jay-Z has taken notice of this trend and so eloquently said "can't wear skinny jeans cus my knots don't fit". His comment leads me to wonder: where do you put your boy bits in skinny jeans? If your junk is small enough to fit into skinny jeans then maybe you actually are a girl.

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