January 02, 2009

Boys wearing pink


I came across this photo while reading one of my lovely subscriber's blog. This guy is a douchebag for many reasons, but I would argue that wearing 2 kinds of pink makes him not only a douchebag but also a girl. He might be one step away from wearing his girlfriend's lip gloss to make his lips "pop". I'm just sayin'.

For the record, pink is a girl color. Always. Pink ties are girly. Pink shirts are girly. Pink pants are girly. There is no pink clothing item that can be worn by a man and be considered manly. If you are a man who wears pink for any reason, I think the reason must be that you are a girl.