Boys with Bags

I was waiting for my tacos at a restaurant yesterday and noticed that the older man across from me was carrying a man bag (aka a purse). Not a satchel, backpack or briefcase - a man bag. Now, girls have reasons for carrying purses. We need a place to put tampons and lip gloss and not all of our clothes have pockets. Men do not need tampons and most tend to stay away from the lip gloss. Also, their clothes come equipped with very useful pockets. Now, the man in question had a cell phone holder on his belt and a wallet in his back pocket. Obviously, there is only one possible explanation for this phenomenon. He is a girl.

Boys showing cleavage

I should not have to point out the problem with the boy in the picture, but incase you don't see it, here goes: boys should never, EVER wear deep v-neck shirts. My rule of thumb is that if a boy is showing more cleavage than me, he is more of a girl than me.